201702.03
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Rise Up! And toasted-itos??

Can I get a Hallelujah? Can I get an Amen?!?!? Our Atlanta Falcons are in the Super Bowl! Y’all know I cannot let this glorious (read: overdue) occasion go by without a bit of advice from Miss Melanie. For those of you going to the game: Get off my blog! You are dead to me….

Hooch on the Hooch?
201608.03
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Hooch on the Hooch?

Sea dogs rejoice! I am well aware that it is hotter than the Devil’s armpit out there, but I have the BEST news! Drum roll please…it is now legal to shoot The Hooch, or your favorite lake or pond (shout out to all my country folks) while enjoying your favorite adult beverage!! This gem has…

Georgia Move Over Law & Labor Day DUIs
201509.03
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Georgia Move Over Law & Labor Day DUIs

Roswell, GA police made the nightly news recently! If you have traveled on Holcomb Bridge Rd. recently you may have noticed a lot of police action on both sides of the road. I am here to tell you what has been going on folks, Move Over tickets, and lots of them. I’ve been to Roswell Municipal…

Drink Delivery!
201508.28
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Drink Delivery!

Retail giant Amazon.com has announced that it will now deliver alcohol…to your door…in about an hour! I predict many a disaster/arrest/pre-party crisis will be averted thanks to this service. It is genius! The obvious upside to this idea is that if you are drinking in your home there is no possible way to be arrested…